Saturday, May 1, 2010

Pink marks the Spot!

Little pink beds with little pink people pinpoint the approximate location of each of our Bed and Breakfast hotspots throughout Paris on the map below. Most of our B&B’s are street-spot accurate. Otherwise within the vicinity of the little pink bed and little pink person. Feel free to zoom in for a clearer shot.

Instructions: Poke one little pink person in their little pink bed with your curser. They don’t like being woken up this way but unfortunately they are narcoleptic and sleep pretty much always. Even poking them won’t get them out of bed, but if you do, they will at least (without so much as a ruffle) yawn out the name and number of their pink B&B palace before retreating back into slumber. Please excuse the morning breath and croakiness; I imagine it would be rather epic. And if any irritated swearing occurs please remember they have an incurable sleeping disorder and how would you feel if you were permanently pink? In this case, give them a minute and give them another nudge. If they continue to swear, (or play-dead), refusing to give you any information just keep poking the stubborn little sloths.

When they are obliging (yes some ARE morning people…even if they don’t know when morning IS), you will find that they will ‘get directions’, ‘search nearby’, ‘zoom’ or open their window to give you a ‘street view’. Hey they’re up now…

Easy enough? I guess I could have been normal and said: Here are our B&B locations on a map. Click icon to view B&B. Naaah.

Oh wait. Is it little RED beds??

View Petite's B&B Hotspots in a larger map

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